(PHOTO) Bill Belichick Has Crabs

Bill Belichick took a break from preparations for Wednesday’s Patriots kickoff to training camp to kick back with his cougar, down some Corona’s and crush some crabs.

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According to our sources, this marks just the fourth time in recorded history that the Dark Lord Belichick has actually smiled on cam.

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Is Gisele Cuckholding Tom Brady?

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According to the recent issue of Star Magazine (ok, I read it in the checkout line), uber-model Gisele Bundchen rules the roost like some sort of long-legged Lenin when it comes to running the Brady casa and ol’ Tommy boy is “fed up.”

Here’s what the Star sources say:

“Gisele is supercontrolling with Tom and has final say on everything from how their home is decorated to exactly how and where their children are raised. Gisele has enforced a strict chore schedule that [Tom] must stick to. They have housekeepers, but Gisele won’t let them do anything. She makes Tom get up at 6 am with the kids and then has him scrub the toilets and clean the floors while she sleeps in. She thinks that because she gave birth, her work is done… She throws an insane temper tantrum when things don’t go her way. One time, Tom didn’t do one of the chores on his list, and she berated him – even telling him that he’s a terrible role model for their children. But instead of doing what she wanted, he just took the kids and left the house. Gisele was shocked.”

I know we’re talking about a supermarket rag here, but, while their sources may not be Woodward and Bernstein, more often than not these tabloids get their stuff right. If they didn’t they’d be up to their asses in lawsuits. Think a ballbuster like Super G would let this fly if there wasn’t some truth in it? She doesn’t seem to even care. Gisele celebrated her 34th birthday over the weekend with no Tommy boy in sight (Patriots training camp opens this week) and that beach ain’t Revere I’ll bet.

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(PHOTO) Rob Gronkowski Trades His Underwear For Seat in First Class

The summer of Gronk continues. According to Barstool Sports, the Patriots tight end traded a pair of his boxer shorts to a young hottie for her seat in first class.

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Hey, don’t judge. The big guy needed the leg room and, by the look of them boxers, he probably needed the ball room too.

[turban tip Barstool]

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Rodney Harrison Says Teammate Offered Sex With Girlfriend For Jersey Number

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As NFL junkies we’ve all heard the wacky things players will do to get their number when changing teams – offering huge amounts of cash, sports cars, jewelry. But this may be the craziest yet.

During a segment on NBC Sports Pro Football Talk, former All-Pro safety Rodney Harrison shared a story about the lengths a player will go to get his jersey number.

“[A] guy offered another guy $50,000 for his number and the guy said, ‘No way, I need my number.’ It just shows you how superstitious these guys are and how connected they are to their number. But at the same time, then the next thing was probably the craziest thing. Money, people offer that all the time, but the guy said, ‘Hey man, I’ll allow you to sleep with my girlfriend.’ Once he said that, I lost my mind. I said no way can it be that serious. I said, ‘Obviously you don’t love your girlfriend that much.’”

Hmmmm…who could have made such an indecent proposal? I’m putting my money on the former Chad Ochocinco who made some sort of locker room deal with New England Patriots teammate Aaron Hernandez for number “85″ a few years back and lived to tell the tale.

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Rob Gronkowski Goes Full-On Bro ‘On Whose Line Is It Anyway?’

The Summer of Gronk continues as the Patriots tight end guest starred on Whose Line Is It Anyway. Gronk dances, talks about boobs and does something we all long to do – stiff arm Wayne Brady.

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(VIDEO) Burgertyme With Julian Edelman

New England Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman may have a future in front of the camera once his days of catching passes from Tom Brady comes to an end. Check out Edelman as he sits down with teammate Chandler Jones to discuss life, football and burgers on his new “show” Burgertyme.

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Aaron Hernandez Killed Two Guys Over a Spilled Drink

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Former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez went all Grand Theft Auto gunning down two men because one of them bumped into him at a Boston nightclub, spilling his drink, according to Massachusetts prosecutors.

Hernandez pleaded not guilty Wednesday to seven charges in the 2012 shooting that killed Daniel de Abreu and Safiro Furtado. A third man was wounded. According to authorities, Hernandez drove up alongside the victims, leaned out the driver’s side, said “Yo, what’s up,” then fired opened fire.

Hernandez is still facing a trial in the 2013 murder of friend Odin Lloyd.

Not sure why I am surprised by this. Aaron Hernandez is a murderous psychopath (allegedly), but I was expecting some sort of New Jack City kind of gang banging reason for the shootout not because someone spilled Stoli on his sneakers.

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(PHOTO) Gronk Wears T-Shirt of Julian Edelman Wearing A T-Shirt of Gronk, Universe Collapses

On Monday afternoon, New England Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman was spotted wearing a T-shirt of teammate Rob Gronkowski.  

aaedelman1Not to be outdone, Gronk was later tweeting out pics of himself wearing a T-shirt of Edelman wearing a shirt of him. My head just exploded.

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